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I ll let you know. Vampire joke 6 what happened to the two mad vampires. They say a joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent.

Vampire joke 9 why did the vampire take up. The post 70 dad jokes that are actually pretty funny appeared first on reader s digest. To add some more laughs to your day we ve compiled the most knee slapping dad jokes to tell around the dinner table.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire. They both went a little batty. We would say it s when it s all groan.

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We hope you enjoy this funny collection of dad halloween jokes about witches ghosts vampires and more. Why does the vampire wear patent leather shoes. Sandals don t look good with his tuxedo.

13 dad jokes guaranteed to slay this halloween. Over 100 vampire jokes. Looking for some lip biting funny vampire jokes to bring some laughs to your halloween this year.

When it s cold and snowy outside and the entire family is cooped up inside parents need surefire ways to lighten the mood that s why it s a good idea to learn a few winter jokes for kids that just might keep everyone sane this winter with opportunities to leave the house even more limited by quarantine having some ready to go snow jokes is more useful than ever before. Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. So scroll down for the best list of vampire jokes anywhere on the web.

Don t go batty searching all over the web we have over 100 vampire jokes here plus another page of dracula jokes too. Vampire joke 8 what do vampire footballers have at half time.

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